http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=planned-parenthood-to-hold-going-out-of-business-abortion-blowout-sale-%7C-broken-world-news NEW YORK CITY--Marge Burns, a spokesman for Planned Parenthood, announced today the abortion specialists will be ceasing operations as it appears almost a certainty that Congress will vote to cease federal funding of the program.  But Burns assured women across the country that there is still time to get that abortion they've always dreamed of.… Mon, 21 Sep 2015 23:13:06 UTC en